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Soalan : Apa beza daun betik ngan tangan perempuan?
Jawapan: Daun betik boleh melembutkan daging yang keras, tangan perempuan dapat mengeraskan daging yang lembut.

Soalan : Haiwan apakah yang pertama sampai ke bulan?
Jawapan: Burung punai (Neil Armstrong punya)

Soalan : Apa beza tayar kereta dengan kondom?
Jawapan: Tayar kereta kalau bocor boleh menghilangkan nyawa, kondom plak kalau bocor boleh menambahkan nyawa.

Soalan : Apa yang mahal pada BMW?
Jawapan: Huruf W. Cuba tukarkan W ngan X. Jadi BMX. Kan murah tu…

Soalan : Rumah apakah yang gunakan banyak air?
Jawapan: Rumah terbakar

Soalan : Hitam, panjang, dipeluk dan diapit dua paha.
Jawapan: Orang sedang panjat tiang talipon. (Korang mesti otak kotor)

Soalan : Ubat apa yang tak ada kesan sampingan (side effect)?
Jawapan: Viagra dan Krim membesarkan payudara. Kesan dia ke depan, bukan ke samping.

Soalan : Waktu dia hidup orang menyanyi, bila dia mati orang bertepuk tangan. Apa dia?
Jawapan: Lilin kek harijadi.

Soalan : Bibir bertemu bibir. Tangan asyik meraba lubang. Mata terpejam menikmatinya. Apa dia?
Jawapan: Orang sedang meniup seruling.

Soalan : Apa nama sudirman masa kecil?
Jawapan: Sudirboy.

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