Contributed by Lim
Two Italian men at the bus stop. They sit down and engage in an animated Conversation.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
'Emma' come First. Den 'I' come. Den two 'Asses' come together. 'I' come once-a-more! Two 'asses', they come together again. 'I' come again and 'pee' twice. Then 'I' come one Lasta Time.’
The lady can’t take this any more, ‘You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig.’ She retorted indignantly. ‘In this country, we don’t speakaloud on Public Places about our sex lives.’
Hey, coola down lady, ‘ said the man. ‘Who talkin’abouta sex?I’m a Justa Tellin my frienda how to spell
‘ M-i-ss-i-ss-i-pp-i ‘,' an Italian word!
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