The soldier who doesnt want to go to Iraq

Contributed by Wong

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hideunder your skirt. I'll explain later."

The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, have you seen a soldier?"He went that way", the nun answered.

After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq."The nun said, "I understand completely.

"The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!"

The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either."